I went to an interview for a job yesterday. When the boss asked what I wanted for compensation I replied:
1) First I would like commission on everything I sell, & I want to see that percentage get far higher as I improve.
2) I would al so like the opportunity to receive free trips, bonuses paid in full..
3) I expect you to provide me with my own website and provide free online training and regional training all over the World..
4) When I bring in any new sales people, I deserve a bonus and to be compensated a percentage of their sales and the sales of any new people they bring in as well..
5) I would like the opportunity to rapidly advance within the company
6) When I do well, I expect lots of praise, recognition and more bonuses. Did I mention all expense paid trips for me and my spouse?
7) I would like my friends and family to work here.
8) By the way, I need to set my own schedule, and only work when it suits me and my family.
9) And last but not least I want advanced commissions on my first paycheck for the 1st steps I did in order to succeed within the company as well as bonuses paid in full.
After the owner recovered from shock he roared with laughter “You must be sick in the head or dreaming.
You will NEVER find an opportunity like that ANYWHERE and if you do, come back and get me, cause I want to work there too”
So I gave him my business card!!!!
